1 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:17,959 The all-seeing Clivadini senses the card is... 2 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,959 MUTTERING 3 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,959 ...the King of Egg. 4 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,959 I mean, hearts! I mean, the Queen of Hearts! 5 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,960 Huh? 6 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,959 Oh? PHONE RINGS 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,959 I've got it! Weeeee! Hup! 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,959 Coop Troop, Maggie speaking, how can we help you? 9 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,959 Oh! Oh, oh... 10 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,319 Come quick! There's... There's something stuck to Agnes! 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,959 CRASHING Oh, my! We'll be right over! 12 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Yeah! 13 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,959 We have a mission! Stack 'em! 14 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,320 Cool, a new mission! 15 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,159 Jo! 16 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,960 Billy! 17 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,960 Flo! 18 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,960 Clive! 19 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:15,960 Maggie! 20 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,640 ALL: We are the Coop Troop! 21 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,959 ROBOT VOICE: 'Dirt detected.' GASPING 22 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:24,959 What's that? 23 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,959 Well, we don't know! 24 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,639 We were sharing a lettuce leaf 25 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,959 and, well, out of nowhere it sneaked up and attacked us! 26 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:37,959 It actually feels kind of nice. 27 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,959 But it is inconvenient! 28 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:41,959 'Scanning for dirt.' 29 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,959 Don't you worry. We'll fix this in a snap. 30 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:46,960 Oh! 31 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,639 Oh... Ow! 32 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,959 You'd better fix it! That thing's making me seasick! 33 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,959 Maggie, grab Agnes! I've got it! 34 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,960 GRUNTING 35 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,959 Aggie! Oh! Agnes! 36 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:12,959 Oh, my darling! Tell me I'm still number one. 37 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,959 Of course, Reggie-poo! 38 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 SMOOCHING, CHUCKLING 39 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:22,959 'Return to base.' 40 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,959 Everyone, stand back! 41 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,959 What is it, Flo? 42 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,159 'Return to base.' 43 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,960 Oh! 44 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,960 'Sleep mode activated.' 45 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,959 It's an alien visitor from another planet! 46 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,959 Oh, my, in our little town?! 47 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,959 It's no such thing! It's just a thingamajiggy. 48 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,959 You know, the useless stuff humans are always inventing. 49 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,159 Which is why chickens should rule the world! 50 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,959 Exactly. You've learned well, Billy. 51 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,959 Well, that's that. Mission accomplished. 52 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,960 I suggest you all stay away from that thingamajiggy. 53 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,959 No problemo! Talk about creepy. Ew! 54 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,000 Back to the farm, Troop! 55 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,319 Billy, wait! 56 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,959 This isn't a thingamajiggy, it's an alien! 57 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,959 And it wants to go home. But Flo said... 58 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,479 Look. First, it clung to Agnes like its mummy, 59 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,959 then it said, "Return to base". 60 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,959 Obviously, it's lost its parents! 61 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:26,960 BOTH: Really? 62 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,959 Poor little alien... 63 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,960 Come on! We have to help it get home! 64 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,959 Are you sure it's safe? Oh, sure! 65 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,959 I know everything there is to know about aliens. 66 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,959 This little guy wouldn't hurt a fly! Oh, yeah? 67 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,959 Well, it ate my carrot! Don't worry, Albert! 68 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,960 GRUNTING 69 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,960 STRAINING 70 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,320 You don't mind, do you? BOTH: Oh! No. 71 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,959 SQUEAK Everyone on board? 72 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,960 Almost. Just tying my shoelaces! 73 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,960 STRAINING 74 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,639 Hup! 75 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,959 All aboard, Flo! OK, let's go! 76 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,960 TYRES SCREECH, GASPING 77 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,960 CLATTERING 78 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,960 Help me hide it! 79 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,960 GRUNTING 80 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,960 Oops! Sorry, Billy! 81 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,319 Now, all we need to contact the mothership 82 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,959 is a transistor radio, a satellite dish, 83 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,479 a really big antenna, three miles of copper wiring... 84 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,959 Maggie! THEY GASP 85 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,960 Maggie! 86 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:19,960 'Power on.' 87 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,959 Maggie, Flo is looking for you. 88 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,959 Oh, is she? 89 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,959 You didn't stamp the mission book. 90 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,159 Oh, that's all. Phew... Ha! 91 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,959 I mean, silly me! Heh. 92 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,959 HE SIGHS, HUMS 93 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,960 Take the alien and meet me behind the shed. 94 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,959 GASPS 95 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:45,959 Wha...? Where is it? 96 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,960 'Dirt detected.' 97 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,960 Stop, little alien! That's for cows! 98 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,160 'Scanning for dirt. Scanning for dirt. 99 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:05,960 'Scanning for dirt. 100 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:08,960 'Dirt detected.' 101 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,959 FARMER HUMS 102 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,959 No, not the farmer! 103 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,959 'Dirt detected.' 104 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,959 Oh! 105 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,960 BEEPING, WHIRRING 106 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,959 Come back, little alien! 107 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,160 We have to get you home to your mummy! 108 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,959 'Scanning for dirt. 109 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,959 'Dirt detected... 110 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Waah! 111 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,959 'Dirt detected.' 112 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,960 "Thingamajiggy sucking on Agnes' shell" - complete! 113 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,319 Can you help us clean the Coop? 114 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,959 You mean, like at this very moment, minute, second? 115 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,959 Yes... Is everything OK? 116 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,959 Of course! Couldn't be better! 117 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,960 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 118 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,319 Oh! 119 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,959 PHONE RINGS 120 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,959 COUGHING 121 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,959 Coop Troop! Maggie speaking, how can we help you? 122 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:17,959 Maggie? You know that thingamajiggy that you took away? 123 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,959 Well, it... You see, it's... 124 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,959 No, we're not interested in fibre optic broadband, we're farm animals. 125 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,959 Sheesh! These telemarketers will call anyone these days! 126 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,959 Well, all done here! 127 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,959 Maggie! SHE GASPS 128 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,959 I'm making mushroom lasagne! 129 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,959 Could you help with some slicing and dicing? 130 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,479 Absolutely! 131 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,960 It's not like I have anything else to do! 132 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 Erm... 133 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,960 Ah! 134 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,959 GASPING 135 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,960 Ow! 136 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,319 'Dirt detected. 137 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,479 'Dirt detected.' Enough! 138 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,959 GIGGLING 139 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,960 That tickles! 140 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,479 'Dirt detected.' 141 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,959 SCREAMING, THEY GASP 142 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,959 What's that? I don't hear anything. 143 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,959 It sounds like Billy! 144 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,320 SQUEAKING 145 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,960 PANTING No! 146 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,959 Maggie, what on earth is that thingamajiggy doing here? 147 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:34,479 Well... huh! Look at that! Ha! It must've followed us! 148 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,959 A little help, please! 149 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,959 Coming, Billy! Huh... 150 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,639 HE YELLS 151 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,479 POWERING DOWN 152 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,959 'Recalibrating! 153 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,959 'High-speed activated. High-speed activated. 154 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,800 'High-speed activated.' My word! 155 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,960 Oh, no! 156 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,960 Clive! Stop! 157 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,319 Hmm? What's this here mess? 158 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,960 ALL GASP 159 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,960 HE YELLS 160 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,959 FARMER MUTTERS 161 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,959 Huh? 162 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,960 HE SNORTS 163 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,959 'Dirt detected.' 164 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,959 HE YELLS 165 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,960 Who's goosing me? 166 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:39,959 Aliens? 167 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,959 HE YELLS 168 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,960 PHONE RINGS 169 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,959 Coop Troop, Maggie... Maggie! 170 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,959 That thing is a vacuum cleaner! 171 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,959 A vacuum cleaner? Impossible! 172 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,959 I'm looking at the box right now! 173 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,959 You should never have taken it! 174 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,959 Reggie has made a terrible mess! My owners will be furious! 175 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,960 MAGGIE GULPS Hmm! 176 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,799 We'll be right over. Oops? 177 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,959 There's no time to waste, we have to take it back! 178 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,960 But how? It'll attack us again! 179 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,999 'Dirt detected. Dirt Detected. Dirt detected.' 180 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,960 We'll just give it some dirt! 181 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,960 Come and get it! 182 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,959 Come on! Come and get it! 183 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,479 Come and get it! 184 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,960 Come on, little guy! Here it comes! 185 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,960 Mission Big Suck, complete! 186 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,959 SIGHS 187 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,959 How do I look? 188 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,959 Oh! Good as new! Smashing! 189 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,959 Oh, wow! Wonderful! 190 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,959 CHUCKLES, OTHERS GASP 191 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,960 ALL LAUGH 192 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 193 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:06,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0